My dog was arrested for eating neighbour's chicken.
Please help with bail.:
On the first day:
God Heard a Funny Joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the second day:
God Told a Funny Joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the third day:
God Heard a Joke Before.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to there other side of the road.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the fourth day:
God Heard a Bad Joke; But a Good One.
Why did the pervert cross the road? His DICK was stuck in that chicken.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the next day:
God Thought It Funny. Had to Ask.
Why
DID
that chicken cross the road?
GOD HEARD LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the sixth day:
God Becomes a Comic.
Why did the pervert cross the road? His DICK was stuck in that chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? That COCK was BIGGER.
Why did the DIRTY OLD MAN cross the road? That wasn't his COCK.
Why did the OLD MacDONALD cross the road? That was his chicken.
GOD HEARD LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the seventh day:
The Joke Was on Him.
Did you know,
Jesus Fucking Christ
backwards
is
just
Christ fucking Himself?
Either way,
FUCKED! FUCKED! FUCKED!
GOD HEARD LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the eight day:
The Big Bang.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(sorry to interrupt)
"ARE WE TALKING THE SAME GOD DAMN CHICKEN
or
ONE BELIEVING MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE?!"
~(6!9)~
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"Man's Best Friend is His Dog."
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