BARREL OF MONKEYS: "GENESIS" in Reverse


I consider myself a Democrat. Been called a Socialist. Definitely a bleeding heart liberal.


As a child from a traditional southern family, playing Barrel of Monkeys on the floor, church every Sunday, doing well in public school, learning a trade; in every sense privileged .........


Comfortable in middle age, an avid news reader, on learning the tragic story of a full grown chimpanzee destroying the face of a woman who offered a toy, only trying to help it's owner coax her surrogate child back into his cage......


Today being confrontational, ribald, offensive, restless, rebellious.......


How did I get here from there?


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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Urban Dictionary: pi !

Urban Dictionary: pi !:

"pi !

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pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius.

pi is an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction m/n, where m and n are integers. Consequently, its decimal representation never ends or repeats. It is also a transcendental number, which implies, among other things, that no finite sequence of algebraic operations on integers (powers, roots, sums, etc.) can be equal to its value.

The current record for the number of computed digits of pi is more than 2.5 trillion (10^12) digits. Completed on Aug 24, 2009, in Japan by the University of Tsukuba, it took the supercomputer system T2K Tsukuba almost 74 hours to calculate the 2‚576‚980‚370‚000 digits of pi.

I would paste the record number of pi here but it would take up over 2.5 terabytes of space (assuming each number is 1 byte) and I don't think Urban dictionary would appreciate that.
the reason the definition is titled under 'pi !' instead of 'pi' is cause all those fuckfaces posting definitions under 'pi' copy/pasted a whole bunch of fucking numbers of pi that no one gives a shit about, and the long ass numbers have completely assfucked the whole page so the text scrolls sideways and you cant read anyone elses definitions

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Word of the Day | Dictionary.com

Word of the Day Dictionary.com:

"lilliputian

\ lil-i-PYOO-shuhn \ , adjective;
1. Extremely small; tiny; diminutive. 2. Trivial."

666 - 999.

369 

 Slang for rape, threesome sexually, or 3 sets of 69's forming a triangle.

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Sounds like a  sex party that went wrong or The Big (G0d) Bang.  Always heard that orgies are more fun if you have and odd number of participants.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Albert Einstein - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Albert Einstein - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Einstein later gave his impressions of the Japanese in a letter to his sons:[39]:307 'Of all the people I have met, I like the Japanese most, as they are modest, intelligent, considerate, and have a feel for art.'[39]:308"

Enjoy the Present


I have no idea what they are saying as far as the lyric to this song.  Goes with being hearing impaired.  Be nice if someone would write it out for me and send it to me. 

In the meantime, I'm assuming this is about spending time together without adding to the stress of the  holidays (long lines, traffic jams, road rage,  etc.), as well as the green thing to do. 

That's what I hope it mean.

CRACKED ME UP


Couldn't help but laugh when I found this picture on the internet.  
Disturbing actually.

CYBER MONDAY

The term “Cyber Monday” was first used as part of a marketing strategy in 2005 to refer to the Monday following Black Friday.



(Why is the popular sales day called Black Friday when Black Monday refers to a day of financial devastation? Read about that here.)



The prefix “cyber” means “computer,” “computer


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Impetrate | Define Impetrate at Dictionary.com

Impetrate Define Impetrate at Dictionary.com: "impetrate - 2 dictionary results"

Impetrate | Define Impetrate at Dictionary.com

Impetrate Define Impetrate at Dictionary.com: "im·pe·trate   /ˈɪmpɪˌtreɪt/ Show Spelled
[im-pi-treyt] Show IPA

–verb (used with object), -trat·ed, -trat·ing.
1. to obtain by entreaty.
2. to entreat; ask for.
Use impetrate in a Sentence
See images of impetrate
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Origin:
1525–35; < L impetrātus ptp. of impetrāre to obtain by asking, equiv. to im- im-1 + -petrā ( re ), comb. form of patrāre to bring to completion, accomplish, deriv. of pater father + -tus ptp. suffix

—Related forms
im·pe·tra·tion, noun
im·pe·tra·tive, im·pe·tra·to·ry  /ˈɪmpɪtrəˌtɔri, -ˌtoʊri/ Show Spelled
[im-pi-truh-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee] Show IPA
, adjective
im·pe·tra·tor, noun Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2010.
Cite This Source Link To impetrate"

WikiLeaks: 'Surprised' by scale of U.S. espionage - CNN.com



WikiLeaks: 'Surprised' by scale of U.S. espionage - CNN.com: "'Is it a natural part of diplomatic activity to have diplomats collecting biometric data?' WikiLeaks spokesman Hrafnsson asked Monday, calling it 'a contravention of how diplomats are supposed to conduct business.'"

A spokesman for Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari weighed in with a statement about documents mentioning Zardari and Saudi King Abdullah, saying the "so-called leaks are no more than an attempt to create misperceptions between two important and brotherly Muslim countries."
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Personally, I believe Hrafnsson is just pointing out how two face the world has become.  We justify our actions by assuming the other side is doing the same.

But does that make it....right?

It seems money and paranoia makes the world go round.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Urban Dictionary: !

Urban Dictionary: !

Suggests juxtaposition of two things; one of them is usually a person or character. The word preceeding the exclamation point is never something daily. It's always a costume or disguise or new personality or something.

Originated in the fanfiction community, specifically among the AU (alternate universe) crowd.

The best part about going to the rodeo was seeing Cowboy!Todd in his outfit.

I don't know what's been up with you lately, but Bitch!Lacey needs to be fragged.

Urban Dictionary: !

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Urban Dictionary: !: "!   321 up, 78 down
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In the mathematical sense, it means factorial. The definition of factorial is as follows: n*(n-1)*(n-2)*(n-3)*(n-...), (n-1) > 0.
The factorial of 5 = 5*4*3*2*1 = 120.

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Urban Dictionary: !

Urban Dictionary: !: "! 321 up, 78 down
buy ! mugs, tshirts and magnetsIn the mathematical sense, it means factorial. The definition of factorial is as follows: n*(n-1)*(n-2)*(n-3)*(n-...), (n-1) > 0.
The factorial of 5 = 5*4*3*2*1 = 120.
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Road Closures Friday 13th - Sunday 15th November

Road Closures Friday 13th - Sunday 15th November: "ROAD CLOSURES – THIS WEEKEND FOR TOUR DE PERTH
PLAN YOUR JOURNEY"


Googled:  Friday 13th, Sunday : Believe this was the third one down, not sure

What I see on page: Sunset Motorcycle Hire (first read as Fire), orange clouds
; 3.Checkout!  (red back ground), Easy as 1, 2, 3 with a green burst background; all adds are red, yellow, orange, black/white, approves all loans, buy any bike, google sunglasses.........?

When I combine that with the Christmas display I saw at Whole Foods Market with a sign that said, "Enjoy the Present,"  combined with the  Peach  within the WholeFoods sign that looks like a circle with "pi" as the stem and leaves........it's almost as if saying,  "2 circles finished, we're on our last loop."

Wholefood also has O.J.  with carton showing Orange with Peach below to the left and Mango below to the right. 


When I went back and stared at the detour route, I saw a pattern,  follow similar words and they make a shape like S.0.S.


- St Georges Terrace - All westbound lanes – Milligan Street to Elder Street

- Malcolm St – All westbound lanes – Elder Street to Fraser Avenue

- Kings Park Road - All westbound lanes – Fraser Street to Thomas Street

- Thomas St – 2 left lanes southbound – Kings Park Road to Aberdare Road

- Winthrop Avenue – All southbound lanes - Aberdare Road to Mounts Bay Road

- Mounts Bay Road – All eastbound lanes – Winthrop Avenue to Spring Street

- Spring Street – All northbound lanes – Mounts Bay Road to Mount Street

- Mount Street – All eastbound lanes – St Georges Terrace to Spring Street

- Kwinana Freeway – northbound off ramp to Mounts Bay Road
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Got confusing, so I google mapped Perth Australia and followed the road block.

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buy 355 mugs, tshirts and magnetsIt is perhaps the very key to our future existance. The 355th day of the year is December 21st. The Mayan calander ends on December 21, 2012. Coincidence? I think not.


"355. I need answers." - FoXDie


Driving directions to Elder St, Perth WA 6000, Australia


1. 56 days 3 hoursGreat Northern Hwy

16,124 mi



This route has tolls.- more info »

This route includes a ferry.- more info »

This route crosses through Japan.- more info »


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Passing through Georgia

Entering Tennessee

140 mi

8. Merge onto I-65 N

1.8 mi

9. Slight left at I-24 W (signs for Clarksville/TN-24 W)

Passing through Kentucky

Entering Illinois

176 mi

10. Merge onto I-57 N

51.9 mi

11. Continue onto I-64 W (signs for St Louis)

71.3 mi

12. Merge onto I-70 W

Entering Missouri

2.6 mi

13. Continue onto I-64 W

39.8 mi

14. Continue onto US-40 W

0.5 mi

15. Take the exit onto I-70 W/US-40 W toward Kansas City

Continue to follow I-70 W

201 mi

16. Take exit 8B to merge onto I-435 N toward Des Moines

28.5 mi

17. Merge onto I-29 N

Entering Iowa

120 mi

18. Take exit 10 for IA-2 toward Sidney/Nebr City

0.2 mi

19. Turn left at NE-2 W/IA-2 W

Continue to follow NE-2 W

Entering Nebraska

53.3 mi

20. Turn left at State 2 W/E Van Dorn St (signs for US-77/I-80)

1.2 mi

21. Merge onto US-77 N/Homestead Expy via the ramp to I-80

2.5 mi

22. Take the ramp onto I-80 W

Passing through Wyoming

Entering Utah

828 mi

23. Slight right at I-84 W (signs for Ogden)

Passing through Idaho

Entering Oregon

592 mi

24. Take exit 179 to merge onto I-82 W toward Umatilla/Kennewick

Entering Washington

142 mi

25. Continue onto US-97 N

1.3 mi

26. Merge onto I-90 W

100.0 mi

27. Take exit 10 to merge onto I-405 N toward Bellevue

3.5 mi

28. Take exit 14 to merge onto WA-520 W toward Seattle

6.0 mi

29. Take the Montlake Blvd exit

0.5 mi

30. Merge onto Montlake Blvd E

0.3 mi

31. Slight left at NE Pacific St

0.8 mi

32. Continue onto NE Northlake Way

0.1 mi

33. Turn left at 6th Ave NE

79 ft

34. Turn right at NE Northlake Way

1.0 mi

35. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean

Entering Hawaii

2,756 mi

36. Continue straight

0.1 mi

37. Turn left at Kuilima Dr

0.5 mi

38. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W

12.4 mi

39. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy

6.5 mi

40. Slight left at HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy

Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy

2.1 mi

41. Take the ramp onto I-H-2 S

8.1 mi

42. Merge onto I-H-1 E

4.7 mi

43. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium

0.3 mi

44. Merge onto I-H-201 E

4.1 mi

45. Merge onto I-H-1 E

4.1 mi

46. Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa

0.2 mi

47. Turn right at Punahou St

0.1 mi

48. Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St

0.1 mi

49. Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave

1.9 mi

50. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean

Entering Japan

3,879 mi

51. Turn left toward 県道275号線

0.4 mi

52. Turn left toward 県道275号線

358 ft

53. Turn left toward 県道275号線

0.2 mi

54. Turn right at 県道275号線

0.1 mi

55. Turn left at 国道125号線

499 ft

56. Turn right at 県道24号線

0.6 mi

57. Turn left at 千束町(交差点) onto 国道354号線

2.0 mi

58. Turn right at 中村陸橋下(交差点) to stay on 国道354号線

1.0 mi

59. Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道

Toll road

0.3 mi

60. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道

Toll road

23.8 mi

61. Take exit 三郷JCT toward 首都高・銀座・湾岸線

Toll road

0.7 mi

62. Merge onto 首都高速6号三郷線

Toll road

5.8 mi

63. Take exit 小菅JCT toward 湾岸線・銀座

Toll road

0.3 mi

64. Merge onto 首都高速中央環状線

Toll road

0.4 mi

65. Take exit 堀切JCT on the right toward 銀座・箱崎

Toll road

0.3 mi

66. Merge onto 首都高速6号向島線

Toll road

5.4 mi

67. Take exit 江戸橋JCT toward 神田橋・北池袋

Toll road

0.4 mi

68. Merge onto 首都高速都心環状線

Toll road

3.8 mi

69. Take exit 谷町JCT on the right toward 東名・渋谷

Toll road

0.3 mi

70. Merge onto 首都高速3号渋谷線

Toll road

6.9 mi

71. Continue onto 東名高速道路

Toll road

189 mi

72. Take exit 豊田JCT toward 東海環状・伊勢湾岸道・豊田東出口・土岐JCT・四日市・新名神

Toll road

0.3 mi

73. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 伊勢湾岸道・四日市・新名神 and merge onto 伊勢湾岸自動車道

Toll road

19.8 mi

74. Take the ramp onto 伊勢湾岸自動車道

Toll road

12.1 mi

75. Take exit 四日市JCT toward 東名阪道・大阪・伊勢道

Toll road

0.6 mi

76. Merge onto 東名阪自動車道

Toll road

13.8 mi

77. Take exit 亀山JCT toward 新名神・京都・大阪

Toll road

0.6 mi

78. Merge onto 新名神高速道路

Toll road

30.9 mi

79. Take exit 草津JCT toward 草津PA・名神・京滋・京都・大阪

Toll road

0.2 mi

80. Take exit 草津PA on the right toward 名神

Toll road

0.5 mi

81. Merge onto 名神高速道路

Toll road

30.1 mi

82. Take exit 吹田JCT toward 中国道・山陽道・宝塚・岡山

Toll road

1.1 mi

83. Merge onto 中国自動車道

Toll road

18.8 mi

84. Take exit 神戸JCT toward 山陽道・岡山・徳島

Toll road

0.9 mi

85. Merge onto 山陽自動車道

Toll road

192 mi

86. Take exit 廿日市JCT toward 山陽道・岩国・北九州

Toll road

0.9 mi

87. Merge onto 広島岩国道路

Toll road

7.3 mi

88. Take the ramp onto 山陽自動車道

Toll road

59.2 mi

89. Take exit 山口JCT toward 中国道・下関・北九州

Toll road

0.8 mi

90. Merge onto 中国自動車道

Toll road

39.9 mi

91. Continue onto 関門橋

Toll road

5.9 mi

92. Continue onto 九州自動車道 (signs for 九州道・福岡・熊本)

Toll road

59.1 mi

93. Take exit 鳥栖JCT toward 大分道・大分・長崎道・長崎・佐賀

Toll road

0.3 mi

94. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 長崎道・長崎・佐賀 and merge onto 長崎自動車道

Toll road

75.0 mi

95. Take exit 高速長崎IC toward ながさき出島道路・(長崎市街)

Toll road

0.6 mi

96. Merge onto ながさき出島道路/国道324号バイパス

Toll road

1.8 mi

97. Take the ramp onto 出島海岸通り/国道499号線

Partial toll road

0.4 mi

98. Turn left at 玉江橋(交差点)

0.2 mi

99. Turn left

486 ft

100. Take the 長崎~奈良尾~奈留島~福江 ferry

Partial toll road

60.8 mi

101. Continue straight

0.2 mi

102. Turn right toward 国道384号線

243 ft

103. Turn right toward 国道384号線

0.2 mi

104. Turn left at 東浜町(交差点) onto 国道384号線

1.3 mi

105. Slight left at 馬責馬場(交差点) onto 県道27号線

7.0 mi

106. Turn left at 県道31号線

0.4 mi

107. Continue onto 県道164号線

2.9 mi

108. Keep left at the fork

1.9 mi

109. Turn left to stay on 県道164号線

0.2 mi

110. Slight left at 国道384号線

3.5 mi

111. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean

Entering Australia (Northern Territory)

3,358 mi

112. Turn left at Myilly Tce

282 ft

113. Turn right to stay on Myilly Tce

0.2 mi

114. At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto Kahlin Ave

0.2 mi

115. At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto Gilruth Ave

1.1 mi

116. Turn right at Goyder Rd

0.2 mi

117. Slight left to stay on Goyder Rd

427 ft

118. Continue onto Stuart Hwy

10.3 mi

119. Keep left at the fork

6.7 mi

120. Turn right to stay on Stuart Hwy

39 ft

121. Turn left to stay on Stuart Hwy

178 mi

122. Turn right at Victoria Hwy

Entering Western Australia

346 mi

123. Turn left at Great Northern Hwy/Route 1 (signs for Halls Creek)

509 mi

124. Turn left at Great Northern Hwy

90.2 mi

125. Turn left to stay on Great Northern Hwy

352 mi

126. Slight left at Route 1

2.2 mi

127. Turn right at Great Northern Hwy

0.3 mi

128. Turn left to stay on Great Northern Hwy

17.5 mi

129. Turn left at Great Northern Hwy/Route 95 (signs for Munjina/Newman)

Continue to follow Great Northern Hwy

822 mi

130. Turn left at Great Northern Hwy/Route 95 (signs for Dalwallinu/Perth)

53.6 mi

131. Slight left at Bindi Bindi-Toodyay Rd (signs for Toodyay)

15.5 mi

132. Turn right at Waddington-Wongan Hills Rd

7.2 mi

133. Turn left at Great Northern Hwy/Route 95 (signs for New Norcia/Perth)

63.2 mi

134. Turn right at Rutland Rd (signs for 85/Wanneroo)

1.2 mi

135. Turn left at Muchea South Rd

0.5 mi

136. Take the 1st right onto Neaves Rd

11.7 mi

137. Continue onto Joondalup Drive

Go through 2 traffic circles

3.4 mi

138. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto Burns Beach Rd

1.2 mi

139. Take the ramp onto Mitchell Freeway

17.1 mi

140. Take the 65 exit

0.7 mi

141. Merge onto Wellington Street Exit

46 ft

142. Continue onto Elder St

394 ft

143. Slight left to stay on Elder St

0.1 mi



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Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*



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The High Cost of Animal Ownership - NYTimes.com

The High Cost of Animal Ownership - NYTimes.com: "The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals estimates the cost for a large dog at $875 a year for food, medical expenses, toys and a few related expenses, and $560 for first-year setup costs. The estimate for a cat is $670 a year, with first-year expenses of $365, for a total of $1,035."

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"Mistress Mary, Quite contrary,
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With Silver Bells, And Cockle Shells,
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Scientists glimpse universe before the Big Bang

November 23, 2010 by Lisa Zyga Pre 
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Black hole encounters would have repeated themselves several times, with the center of each event remaining at almost exactly the same point in the CMB sky, even when occurring in different aeons. The huge amounts of energy released would appear as spherical, low-variance radiation bursts in the CMB. Image credit: Gurzadyan and Penrose.




A Bully Finds a Pulpit on the Web

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 The cows are in the meadow,
Eating buttercups,
ah-tishoo, ah-tishoo.
they all jump up.
Fishes in the water,
Fishes in the sea,
We all jump up,
With a one, two, three!
 Down at the bottom of the deep blue sea,
How many fishes can you see,
With a one, a two, a three!
Sitting at the bottom of the deep blue sea,
Catching fishes, for my tea!
We all jump up,
With a one, two, three!

Al Gore Mea Culpa: Support for Corn-Based Ethanol Was a Mistake

On reflection, Gore said the energy conversion ratios -- how much energy is produced in the process -- "are at best very small." "One of the reasons I made that mistake is that I paid particular attention to the farmers in my home state of Tennessee," he said, "and I had a certain fondness for the farmers in the state of Iowa because I was about to run for president."

Growth Energy CEO Tom Buis, representing ethanol producers, took issue with Gore on Tuesday. "The contributions of first generation ethanol to our nation's economy, environment and energy production are not a mistake, but a success story," he said in a statement. 

Friday, November 26, 2010

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Bonanza Define Bonanza at Dictionary.com: "World English Dictionary
bonanza (bəˈnænzə)

— n
1. a source, usually sudden and unexpected, of luck or wealth
2. ( US ), ( Canadian ) a mine or vein rich in ore

[C19: from Spanish, literally: calm sea, hence, good luck, from Medieval Latin bonacia , from Latin bonus good + malacia dead calm, from Greek malakia softness]

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bonanza

1844, Amer.Eng., from Sp. bonanza 'a rich lode,' originally 'fair weather at sea, prosperity,' from V.L. *bonacia, from L. bonus 'good' (see bene-). Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper
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Famous Quotations



bonanza


"We look at the present through a rear-view mirror. We m..."

I'm just following google to see where it goes.  When I clicked on the quote to see the rest of it, all I got was 66 99 as if they were quotation marks;  six and nine all I could find on keyboard.  If I use shift key, I come up with ^^ ((.


^^ ((.

If I were to finish out that quote, it would be,

"We look at the present through a rear-view mirror.  We mind our own business to get through the day."

or


"We look at the present through a rear-view mirror.  We must open our eyes and ears to see the future."

I also see, Milk, Honey, what looks like 2 people, Adam and Eve (pregnant?); or two men and one set of breast with a fetus (rape?);  or end of a (the) bloodline (humanity) when you consider blood is a rich source of iron; the period indicating mentration and/or finalility.


Driving home from work, saw a bumper sticker, not this one, but McCain/Palin.


The star in the middle of this one caught my eyes.  Same star as in the song,
IF IT's TUESDAY, I MUST BE IN BELGUIM.

Also see Cain, Pain, and Ali. or McCain Palin Around Terrorism, or what looks like a star exploding between the two of them.

spiritually transformative

spiritually transformative

2012 (MMXII) will be a leap year starting on a Sunday. In the Gregorian calendar, it will be the 2012th year of the Common Era, or of Anno Domini; the 12th year of the 3rd millennium and of the 21st century; and the 3rd of the 2010s decade.




It has been designated Alan Turing Year, commemorating the mathematician, computer pioneer, and code-breaker on the centennial of Turing's birth.[1]



There are a variety of popular beliefs about the year 2012. These beliefs range from the spiritually transformative to the apocalyptic, and center upon various interpretations of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar. Contemporary scientists have disputed the apocalyptic versions.[2]

In psychology, spiritual transformation is understood within the context of an individual's meaning system,[1] especially in relation to concepts of the sacred or ultimate concern.[2] Two of the fuller treatments of the concept in psychology come from Kenneth Pargament and Raymond Paloutzian:


Pargament says that "at its heart, spiritual transformation refers to a fundamental change in the place of the sacred or the character of the sacred in the life of the individual. Spiritual transformation can be understood in terms of new configurations of strivings" (p. 18).[3]

Paloutzian says that "spiritual transformation constitutes a change in the meaning system that a person holds as a basis for self-definition, the interpretation of life, and overarching purposes and ultimate concerns" (p. 334).[4]

In New Age spirituality, spiritual transformation is the act of transforming the deepest aspects of the human spirit via a self-induced or "divine" act.[citation needed]

Nostalgia: When Bevo was barbecue, and other trials of Texas' most famous longhorn - Dr. Saturday - NCAAF  - Yahoo! Sports

Nostalgia: When Bevo was barbecue, and other trials of Texas' most famous longhorn - Dr. Saturday - NCAAF - Yahoo! Sports: "Even though Bevo XIII wasn't as personable, the Bakers had a soft spot for it as well. After it passed away in 2006, the Bakers had the head stuffed and mounted on their wall. And no, eating the late school mascot never crossed their minds.
'It’d be like eating your dog,' Betty said. 'It's just one of those things you don't do. And by his age at 22, that’s old and his meat wouldn't (be good) – you could do hamburgers probably but you couldn’t do steaks.'"

Nostalgia: When Bevo was barbecue, and other trials of Texas' most famous longhorn

Nostalgia: When Bevo was barbecue, and other trials of Texas' most famous longhorn

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Men and Women Throughtout History

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.




- Unknown







I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat.



- Harold Wilson







Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.



- George Carlin





I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.



- Thomas Alva Edison







All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.



- Ambrose Bierce







If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.



- Carl Sagan







The Brain is my second favorite organ.



- Woody Allen







If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.



- Mark Twain







Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.



- Dr. Seuss







The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.

- Jim Bishop







Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

- Abraham Lincoln







Look if you like, but you will have to leap.



- Unknown







You are never less alone than when alone.



- Unknown







An eye for an eye makes us all blind.

- Gandhi







Evil tricks you into doing its work by making you hate it.



- Chinese Proverb







Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

- Oscar Wilde







In times like these it helps to recall that there have always been times like these



- Paul Harvey







Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was



- Robert Louis Stevenson







Since we had nothing to do with our arrival, and usually are not consulted about our departure, what makes so many of us think we are entitled to so much while we’re here?



- Malcolm Forbes







Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed people can change the world… Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has



- Margaret Mead







If not you, who? If not now, when?



- Anonymous







There are no facts, only interpretations.



- Nietzsche







If you always do what you’ve always done, you will always get what you’ve always got



- Anonymous







No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar



- Abraham Lincoln







For every one thousand who hack at the branches of evil, only one is hacking at the root



- Anonymous







A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

~ Thomas Jefferson







One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.



~ Plato







Those who would trade freedom for security deserve neither.



~ Benjamin Franklin







The three grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, someone to love, and something to hope for



~ Alexander Chalmers







The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong



~ Gandhi




Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught



~ Bertram Russell






Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies



~ Groucho Marx





Americans are so enamored with equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom



~ Alexis De Tocqueville







It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction… Fiction has to make sense



~ Mark Twain







Greater than the force of mighty armies is the power of an idea whose time has come



~ Victor Hugo







The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it



~ George Bernard Shaw







The truth is more important than the facts



~ Frank Lloyd Wright





There is a theory that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced with something that is even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states this has already happened.



~ Douglas Adams







Most people would rather die than think. In fact, they do



~Bertrand Russell







The reason we’ve never had a female Mozart is the same reason we’ve never had a female Jack the Ripper.



~ Camille Paglia







The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious takes longer.



~ Edward R. Murrow







Men often stumble on the truth, but usually dust themselves off and hurry away



~ Winston Churchill







Mythology is what we call someone else’s religion



~ Joseph Campbell







I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use



~ Galileo



There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, and the other is as though everything is a miracle



~ Albert Einstein







In modern society, the opposite of courage is not cowardice – it is conformity



~ Rollo May

******

Christianity


"The eye of a needle" is part of a saying of Jesus recorded in the synoptic gospels:



...I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Parallel versions appear in Matthew 19:23-24, Mark 10:24-25, and Luke 18:24-25.



The saying was a response to a young rich man who had asked Jesus what he needed to do in order to inherit eternal life. Jesus replied that he should keep the commandments, to which the man stated he had done. Jesus responded, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." The young man became sad and was unwilling to do this. Jesus then spoke this response, leaving his disciples astonished.

DADT / TMI / Don't Go There / PASSWORD TOO SHORT



My heart finally broke for the Iraqi people. I wanted to just sit down and cry while saying I'm so, so sorry for what we had done. I had the acute sense that we had failed these people. It was at this time, and after an entire year of being deployed and well into the next deployment that I realized something. We burst into homes, frighten the hell out of families, and destroy their homes looking for an elusive enemy. We do this out of fear of the unseen and attempt to compensate for our inability to capture insurgents by swatting mosquitoes with a sledge-hammer in glass houses.





"One thing that we can learn in this lesson that I have learned and Rand Paul is learning now is don't assume that you can engage in a hypothetical discussion about constitutional impacts with a reporter or a media personality who has an agenda, who may be prejudiced before they even get into the interview in regards to what your answer may be -- and then the opportunity that they seize to get you," Palin told "Fox News Sunday."


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/05/23/palin-rand-paul-learning-like/






To the question, "when does life begin?"
My answer has to be, "when does it ever stop?"
A different way of saying the same thing would be to say,"the world has never stayed out of their lives; so what's wrong with them choosing to meet with you face to face?"

As "you" is both singular and plural, let's face it, y'all have the three of them way outnumbered by a long shot! And one of them is just a FETUS!"

Life is a Choice / Not At First / Not Exactly Right Either



if it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium

if it's Wednesday this must be Rome

if it's Thursday this must be Montreal

i fear i never wanna go home

I fear i never wanna go home

if this is London why ain't it raining

The sun is shining on St Paul's dome

if this is real, then I must be dreaming

can't wait to tell the folks back home

can't wait to tell the folks back home



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1 week ago 21 why the hell does EVERYBODY use this gay song?

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Word of the Day Dictionary.com: "consanguineous\ kon-san(g)-GWIN-ee-us \ , adjective;
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These Neolithic people practiced agriculture in a settled communal life and are widely supposed to have had consanguineous clans as their basic social grouping.
-- Bruce Cumings, Korea's Place in the Sun
Am not I consanguineous ? am I not of her blood?
-- William Shakespeare, Twelfth-Night
Among other preliminary activities, the prospective groom's party formally inquires as to the girl's clan-name; this is a ritualization of the taboo on consanguineous marriage.
-- Mark Laurent Asselin, 'The Lu-school reading of 'Guanju' as preserved in an eastern Han fu', Journal of the American Oriental Society , July 1, 1997
Nowhere, not even in Holland, where the correspondence between the real aspects and the little polished canvases is so constant and so exquisite, do art and life seem so interfused and, as it were, so consanguineous .
-- 'Noted with Pleasure', New York Times , October 6, 1991
Origin:
Consanguineous is from Latin consanguineus , from com-, con- , 'with, together' + sanguineus , from sanguis , sanguin- , 'blood.' The noun form is consanguinity , 'relationship by blood, or close relation or connection.'
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–noun
1. the act of extenuating.
2. the state of being extenuated.
3. something that extenuates; a partial excuse: The youth of the defendant served as an extenuation."

LIFE - WIFE - DIE

VIRGIN MARY HAS SAND IN THE VAGINA!

HOLY SHIT!

BEEN OVER AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!

RING ah Round the Roses-Pocket Full of Posies- "Ashes. Ashes. They all fall down!"


I absolute refuse to believe I'm the Anti-Christ. I mean it now.  This ain't funny!

"Jesus Fucking Christ!"
("Fucked!", Egoism, Profanity)
"Don't taz(x) me bro."
(Only two things certain in life are death and taxes)

"I'm with ya, man."
(Discreet is to Ub2 as Crime is to Accessory to a Crime.)

Hilarious! 

Barrel of Monkeys is to Genesis in Reverse as Evolution is to Einstein or Origin of Species is to Extenuation.

Period!

:^)

Am I the only one that has used those three combinations?

Only today have I seen proof of subliminal consciousness.

I've always known it was there!  Just didn't know how to get to it.


Blue - Blue Letter - Terrible Bible

Gen 36:1Now this is the genealogy of Esau, who is Edom.



http://www.blueletterbible.org/Bible.cfm?b=Gen&c=36&t=NKJV


Don't look at me.  I'm just checking it out! 

But I'm about ready to pull the plug......oops.....on google.

I damn the day that old lady taught me how to google.  Well not that lady or even that day. 

"Shit!"   Forget how it's spelled.  Feel like I just stepped in something.  Ate something I shouldn't.

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Think Baby Names!(?)

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Mehitable

Whow!  This is freaking me out(cool).  I'm so confused I can't even spell shit.  How funny!  I just did!

JEA - James Edward Avery - DOA?

What does u, you, and you have in common. 

  1. They sound the same.
  2. Two look exactly alike.
  3. Yet one is plural.
  4. There is one before you and there is one after you, but not necessarily.

It Doesn't Have To Be  - THE END OF THE WORLD - just the end of a world: but it can be.

Your fate is in your hand(s) including that of the Holy See's; but that not necessarily a good thing.

OMG.  It's true. 

Why you sneaky, dirty, rotten, unscrewed/screwed up, cheap, queen of darkness, Virgin BITCH....oops......think I'll stop before I dig this hole any deeper.

I would never say I believe in god,  but I know what it going to look like when I get there.........kinda.  Just  don't know which part gets there first.

he he

ROFL

oops!

FIRE! - FIRE! -  "Jim! I've already repeated twice!"

My mother like to tell the story about a standoff between me and a math teacher of mine she heard second hand from a classmate.  Believed this took place 3, possibly 6th grade; prefer 3 grade because I vaguely remember it being a simple math question or concept. Hate to believe I was that far behind.

Doesn't matter.  All that mattered was my mother believing I was so brave and daring to stand up for my rights.

 "Would you mind repeating that again," is asked?

The truth.......
I didn't know I was supposed to be scared of that Fat Ugly Bitch.  She was always nice to me. 

Didn't even register to tell the story to my mother myself.

It's amazing how important all the women in my life have been to me.

V as in Virginia, Virgin Mary, Finger symbol for Peace and Love, Finger salute for Victory,  or vagina, or the Holy ghost. 

The void within being where God begins.

Pro -u- life is not a choice!

Your Life is!

We just have a failure to communicate.  The third is the missing link.

Matt Damon: One piece missing?

Betty Boop, MD

Thanksgiving and the Tea Party - NYTimes.com

"“One man’s laziness is another man’s industry, based on the agricultural methods they’ve learned as young people,” he said."



Thanksgiving and the Tea Party - NYTimes.com:

William Hogeland, the author of “Inventing American History,” agreed. “Across the political spectrum, there’s a tendency to grab a hold of some historical incident and yoke it to a current agenda,” he said. “It doesn’t always mean there’s no connection, but often things are presented as historical first, rather than as part of the agenda first.”




And indeed, many can play this game.



Professor Kupperman, for instance, said the Jamestown story reminded her mostly of the Iraq war.



“It was kind of like the idea that the Iraqis would greet us with flowers,” she said.

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1. A private form of speech invented by one child or by children who are in close contact, as twins. 2. A pathological condition in which a person's speech is so severely distorted that it is unintelligible."

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Word of the Day Dictionary.com: "heuristic\ hyoo-RIS-tik \ , adjective;
1. Serving to indicate or point out; stimulating interest as a means of furthering investigation. 2. Encouraging a person to learn, discover, understand, or solve problems on his or her own, as by experimenting, evaluating possible answers or solutions, or by trial and error. 3. Of, pertaining to, or based on experimentation, evaluation, or trial-and-error methods. 4. Denoting a rule of thumb for solving a problem without the exhaustive application of an algorithm"

Polar bears vs. grizzlies: Study foresees winner - U.S. news - Environment - Climate Change - msnbc.com

Polar bears vs. grizzlies: Study foresees winner - U.S. news - Environment - Climate Change - msnbc.com: "Polar bears evolved from the brown bear relatively recently, and the two are closely related, with the split between them occurring 500,000 to 800,000 years ago in response to the rapid onset of glacial climates during the ice ages.
Polar bears are a 'marvelous example of rapid adaptation to an extreme environment,' Slater said. 'The fact that we can lose them equally as rapidly as a result of human-mediated climate change is rather striking.'"

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Thanksgiving and the Tea Party - NYTimes.com

"“One man’s laziness is another man’s industry, based on the agricultural methods they’ve learned as young people,”
he said."





Professor Kupperman, for instance, said the Jamestown story reminded her mostly of the Iraq war.

“It was kind of like the idea that the Iraqis would greet us with flowers,” she said.


****

Just a thought. 

Throwing it out there.

Curious to see what happens next.

November 24, 2010

11-24-10

Man/dog- Eve/Adam - God

Made Man - Eve/Adam - See's man

Man - Eve &Adam - Man

Try picturing yourself in a pitch black dark room.  You had a flashlight in your hand and you turned it on.

If there's nothing there, what would you see?

If you saw yourself, who saw who first?

God See's You?

Does it kinda make sense?

11




adjective

1. being one more than ten [syn: eleven]



noun

1. the cardinal number that is the sum of ten and one [syn: eleven]

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

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Origin:
1520–30; earlier mithridatum < ML, var. of LL mithridātium, n. use of neut. of Mithridātius, equiv. to Mithridāt ( ēs ) Mithridates VI ( see mithridatism) + -ius -iousDictionary.com Unabridged
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mithridate (ˈmɪθrɪˌdeɪt)

— n
obsolete a substance believed to be an antidote to every poison and a cure for every disease

[C16: from Late Latin mithradatium, after Mithridates VI , alluding to his legendary immunity to poisons]"

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'There Is No Science': Geoffrey Canada's Philosophy - City Limits Magazine - CityLimits.org

'There Is No Science': Geoffrey Canada's Philosophy - City Limits Magazine - CityLimits.org: "If you're a young girl or a young boy and you have a healthy smile, I think there's probably less chance you're going to feel disconnected and run to join the outlaws because you don't fit in. I believe that. No evidence—I don't have evidence of that at all. But that just makes logical sense to me."

I want them to feel good, to look good, to smell good, feel good about themselves. And I think that's gonna help. It's not enough. …But it's a different model we're looking at when we're talking about these kids. What I want is for these kids to have as close to a middle-class existence as possible.

Betty Jo's Calf Liver and Onions

Haven't thought about that in years!!!!!


Sure could go for some of that now.



Rainbow Serpent Between Two Tasty Tales

(this is just getting too weird, but I'm beginning to smile.)

Goodness gracious!
Hope that's not a bad thing.

Thank you,
Rebecca Prescott/Betty Boop/Pop To Go

Q and A with Sen. Edward M. Kennedy - Part 1 - Oprah.com

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Bride-to-be moves on after tragic prank - Yahoo! News

Bride-to-be moves on after tragic prank - Yahoo! News: "'I never once thought about leaving her or this situation.' As for the friend, whose name Rachelle wants to keep from the press, Rachelle says, 'I'm absolutely best friends with the girl…. Blaming her would be ridiculous.'"

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'There Is No Science': Geoffrey Canada's Philosophy - City Limits Magazine - CityLimits.org: "The only benchmark of success is college graduation. That's the only one: How many kids you got in college, how many kids you got out. Everything else is interim."

****

Fact: Father got two in/got two out.


Fact: Does that make David, my older brother, as well as our mother......interim?


Objection Your Honor: That don't sound right!


Objection Your Honor: That don't sound right either!


Fact: What about my sister, Donna? She's got two daughters you know? Shouldn't we offer them a helping hand?


Fact: They couldn't help it they were pretty,  pretty busy, in fact.... too busy.

Fact: Would I  ever ask Richard, my brother-in-law:

"Do you ever get tired jerking off with the same hand?" 

Goodness gracious!  Hope it never comes to that! 

Fact:  Already came close twice!

w00t!

Monday, November 22, 2010

LIPSTICK ON A PIG!


WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS 
A PIT BULL
WITH
A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH?



IMMACULATE EJACULATIONS
LIPSTICK ON A PITBULL




Sand Nigger
With a Camel Habit!


"One thing I like about the Digital age: having the dictionary at my fingertips, how easy it is to look up unfamiliar words as I go along reading." "At least....... until, I played my first game of SCRABBLE on the internet. Wow! I had no idea you could spell so many words with seven letters every time." "Now I feel pressured to catch up!"