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SPOOR

SPOHR

noun;

1. A track or trail, esp. that of a wild animal pursued as game. verb:

1. To track by or follow a spoor.

Quotes:

In all cases, however, a spoor is to be worked out like a problem, and requires as much brain- work as many equations, and far more original talent and observation.

-- William Chambers and Robert Chambers, Chambers's journal, Volumes 39-40

There are occasions in a hunter's experience when a spoor begins hot and true and then fades.

-- Wilbur Smith, A Sparrow Falls

Origin:

Spoor derives from the Afrikaans word for trace

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Typical Anti-Socialist Email

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We, in Arizona, know you're boycotting us -- but you really should come out here and see our Beautiful Sonoran Desert.  It's just gorgeous right now! We know you'd love it and maybe you can share what you saw with the rest of the country so they can love it too!(Does the Arizona Chamber of Commerce know you're doing this?)

This is on an 'illegal super - highway' from Mexico to the USA (Tucson) used by human smugglers. This area is located in a wash, approximately 1.5 miles long, just south of Tucson, Arizona. If a flood came, (Are you a global warming skeptic or not?  Make up your fucking mind!) all this would be washed to the river and then onto the sea! (Ever wonder where  your pee goes? What's all in it before you reach for the flush?)

It is estimated over 5,000 discarded backpacks are in this wash. Countless water containers, food wrappers, clothing, feces, including thousands of soiled baby diapers. (Made in China.....?  How bout a diaper change station.  About time we did something useful with those in men's restrooms.) And as you can see in this picture, fresh footprints (And you let him get away! ) leading right into it. (I would of gone around it!)

As we kept walking down the wash, we thought for sure it was going to end, but around every corner (I'm beginning to think, you're lost,  pecker-wood!)was more and more trash! (isn't that the way trash works?  It was my understanding takes trash works that way.) And of course the trail leading out of the wash in our city, heads directly NORTH to Tucson, then leads to your town tomorrow (past this itinerary along the Office of Homeland Security,please!). They've already come through here. (My mother would of made me pick it up like she did the cigarette butts my father's patients dumped in his gravel parking lot as they waited for the doctor.  I had to wait until they passed through, also.)

 Isn't Arizona just beautiful, America?  (All of America is beautiful!   Well.....what's left of it anyway.  Even that's at risk due to the fickle nature of the American electorate.   Not the same America Columbus discovered.)

Why would you boycott us???
(Jesus Fucking Christ!  I haven't even wanted to go there yet!  Those pics certainly didn't help any!)

Our desert has basically been turned into a landfill. (and may I ask where your trash goes?) The trash left behind by people illegally crossing our border is another Environmental Disaster to hit the USA. (First BLAME BP?  NOW MEXICO....?  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Thrash by ANYONE should be illegal, PERIOD!  Blaming a company we licensed to destroy our environment should be illegal, PERIOD! Blaming CHEAP LABOR we are more than willing to hire should be illegal, PERIOD!)

If these actions had been done in one of our Northwest Forests or Seashore National Parks areas, there would be an uprising of the American people(didn't we whip their redskin-ass and move them onto reservations).....but this is the Arizona-Mexican border. (What does the Mexican side of the border look like? They not have a mother like mine to make them get off their lazy butts and pick up the litter.... either?  On the positive side, they are the cheapest source of illegal drugs at the moment.   When you are on a budget, every little help is a blessing.  Last thing America needs is another grandmother who thinks she misplaced her meds again.  Not all of them stay; some  actually boost our economy by legally purchasing guns .....here.....to kill each other as well as innocent by-standers once they get home.....the OTHER side of the border.) 

You won't see these pictures on CNN, ABC, NBC or the Arizona Republic Repugnant newspaper. (Tell you what.  To make it up to ya,  I'll forward this to everyone I know.) Nor will they mention the disease (What!  No SWINE FLU....?)  that comes from the uncovered human waste (not to mention what one can get from stepping in your dog's shit) left in our desert.(I'm against fencing the complete border, but after seeing these pics....I suppose I could be talked into a short one now that we have a pretty good idea where to build it.   Until then....a PORT-a-TOILET or two..?  Hire a few illegals to pick up the litter?  Stop making it so easy for criminals, at least not  from America , buying  guns to maintain monopolies over smuggling routes?  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!  Help us out a little...will ya!)

However, with respect to CNN, ABC & NBC, they do offer us "Special Reports" on cheating celebrity spouses....(Supply and demand, sweetie.  Supply and  Demand!  Make it sound like FOX-NEWS was the only channel to broadcast the Monica Lewinsky scandal?  Can't think of  finer examples of  America's appreciation for CAPITALISM.)

This information needs to be seen by the rest of the country.  (Like we've never seen trash before!  Maybe this person needs to be check out!   PeopleofWalmart.com)

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You can't deny,  if the vast expanse of the ocean didn't deter our ancestors from risking their lives at a chance for a better life in America, then a wall won't be enough to stop someone determined to come to America for the same reason.
 
It does bother me that so many manage to get in illegally, although believe most are innocent.  It provides a target too easily victimized and used by those on both sides of the border, as well as a cover/distraction for those who truly wish America harm.
 
I'm not going to deny that I get frustrated dealing with immigrants, illegal or not, at times.
 
Once, after getting the crew started replacing my roof, a foreman just up and left me alone with a bunch that couldn't speak English.  I ain't exaggerating either.  We had to call the foreman, when I realized the original vents weren't being replaced with the one's I requested. 
 
After we got that taken care of, couldn't help but notice, as I worked in the yard,  how often they broke out in laughter as opposed to before our crisis with language barrier.  They knew I couldn't speak Spanish.  What they didn't know, wouldn't have made any difference had they known how to say in English; unless I make an effort to read lips, which I sometimes do.

Pretty good idea...I wouldn't have been amused.
 
It's not paranoia.  Trust me. 
 
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What do fat women and a ton of bricks have in common?
They both get laid by Mexicans!
 
How come Mexico doesn't have an Olympic track and field team?
Those who can hop, skip, and jump are already here!
 
What the national anthem of Cuba?
Row, Row, Row you boat!
 
What's the difference between AIDS and Herpes?
Herpes is a love story; AIDS is a Fairy Tale.
 
Did you hear about the spectator who's daughter was competing in the Paraolympic javelin throw?
He couldn't see where she threw it either!
 
A black woman  just had her tenth baby boy an named it "George";  the same as the other nine.  "How you going to tell them apart," asked the doctor? 
"By their last name," the woman answered.