BARREL OF MONKEYS: "GENESIS" in Reverse


I consider myself a Democrat. Been called a Socialist. Definitely a bleeding heart liberal.


As a child from a traditional southern family, playing Barrel of Monkeys on the floor, church every Sunday, doing well in public school, learning a trade; in every sense privileged .........


Comfortable in middle age, an avid news reader, on learning the tragic story of a full grown chimpanzee destroying the face of a woman who offered a toy, only trying to help it's owner coax her surrogate child back into his cage......


Today being confrontational, ribald, offensive, restless, rebellious.......


How did I get here from there?


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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Broncos QB Tim Tebow sports friar's haircut in team's rookie ritual - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

Broncos QB Tim Tebow sports friar's haircut in team's rookie ritual - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com: "'I think all the rookies had a good time with it,' Tebow said, via the AP. 'It was something to give everybody a laugh, something also to build chemistry.'"


TEBOW'S HAIRCUT?
PRO-LIFE or PRO-CHOICE

Man oh man!  Perfect haircut for such a  pro-life bastard.  Believe he should have no choice but sport that haircut the rest of his life.  It shouldn't of been fun.   It needed to feel like....something like....I don't know, man!   It just needed to hurt!   Like one would feel after...... being raped!  You know.....that kinda hurt!

Man oh man! I can just hear him going, "NO! NO! NO! as they cut his hair while his body language was saying "Yes! Yes! Yes!"     All that body contact as they pinned him down.  The size of his eye with the sight of someone coming.... with clippers in hand.  Bet they did look big!

Man oh man. Straight or gay. Locker room or not.  Such a handsome man;  he's still sexy even with tip of the head!

Man oh man!  No wonder his passion for life!  Too easy for such a man as this...
LUCKY PRO-LIFE BASTARD. 

Big fucking deal!  It'll grow back!  So what are we left with?   Suppose that would be ..........
character.

Wear that haircut for the rest of your life as proof of your PRO-LIFE passion.
It would be fun to see you take on this challenge; to see how many anti-abortion men and women ask for haircut, "like Tebow guy in commercials," as a show of support.
It would be a great way to measure the hypocrisy within the abortion debate (# of people sporting a Tebow Pro-Life haircut / # voting Pro-Life).  But the  sad thing with voting pro-life;  just too easy being passionate with someone else life.  Nothing moral about voting pro-life, from a hypocrite refusing to live out their life; sporting a Tebow Pro-Life haircut out of vanity

Prove it Tebow.  What kind of man are you?  Let see more of this character of yours.  It's not like you got raped with a video going viral;  you yelling and screaming having the time of your life you'll never forget. 

Shit man! What am I doing here.  I feel so guilty saying the things I'm saying.  Feel so wrong I can't, or even wanna, stop what I started.   Why do you make me feel as I do; asking for it the way you do?

I'm close!  Man.....feels so good!  Can't stop now!

Prove it Tebow.  What kind of man are you?  Let's see more of this character of yours.  Show us this passion for life is not just about yours.

Pretend you had no choice, and just once, that's all I'm asking, just once, take it like a man.

Just once, that's all I'm asking,  just once,  just lay there  and not fight it.  Pretend you were helpless to stop what was started.

Just once, that's all I'm asking,  just once.  Pretend against your will as you  take it like a man. No one is asking you pretend you like it.  Just pretend  could not stop him till he done.

Just once, prove you really understand what it's feels like to be a woman not given a choice, rather than a man with a choice to take it or not. Let's see you make a tough choice using yourself, instead of forcing your choice onto  the body of a woman objecting with her choice; instead of abandoning someone now helpless twice. Prove you truly understand this passion for life vote of yours. 

Prove it Tebow.  Prove it Tebow.  Let's see more of this character of yours.
Want to see more of you than just another.....
LUCKY PRO-LIFE BASTARD
getting his thrill, as the women swoon, while calling all the shots.

For helpless women anyway.
*****

  Read recently you were still a virgin. The female author of the article even went as far as calling you "GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN" for treating them so respectfully.
Interesting reading how rare such a man as you;  so many women wanting you, begging you,  willingly fucked any way you like (to be honest , just assuming this/some of this may just be me).  How hard this must be for you; resisting all these women behaving like crazy bitches in heat.

So what!  I too have said NO to all the women in my life.   Wasn't tough to do.  Not one bit.  Bet you would of too, if same pickings as mine.
What I want to know is why so tough a choice for you?

You're still a man or suppose to be.
 How is it you manage not to do it at all?  
Having that gut feeling something wrong with you boy.
Seems we have something in common; technically anyway.

Anyway, here's a joke for you, Tebow.
Don't think Adam or Steve or Eve would get it, been at it so long; but you will if not already. 

What do gay men and ambulances have in common?

Both get loaded from the rear and go,
"WHOA- WHOA-WHOA!"

And that too was just the tip of the head.  But hey!  You said it best...something to build chemistry.  May decide you like it. Still your choice man. 

  PRO-LIFE or PRO-CHOICE?

You are looking more PRO-CHOICE by the second.
Time to stop acting like a boy!

Now....
pick a BITCH and ejaculate

or

GET OFF THAT HOLY ROLY CRUSADE
of
Yours!

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