You say, "Chelsea." / I see "Chelsea boys"!

Clinton near wedding weight for Chelsea's nuptials

WASHINGTON — Chelsea Clinton gave her father strict orders to drop 15 pounds before her summer wedding — and former President Bill Clinton says he's nearly met that goal.
A noticeably thinner Clinton was at the White House Thursday and said he has just two pounds to go.

Clinton joined President Barack Obama for a meeting with the U.S. World Cup Soccer Team. The former president was recently named honorary chairman of the bid committee that's trying to bring the soccer tournament to the U.S.

Though the Clintons haven't announced the date of their daughter's wedding, the former president did let it slip that he has "more than a month" to achieve his goal.

(would of probably laugh along with them, if only the punchline, as usual, that I heard; but this one jerk.....joke..... heard it all!)

Right in the Middle of Arkansas!

Ever wonder what dinner with Bill and Hilliary might be like? 

I don't!

But can't help loving them anyway;  they be like family!

By the way, not from there no more; just a visting.


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CHELSEA BOY HOPS ON POP! 

"What do you get when you cross a draft dodger with a lesbian?
CHELSEA CLINTON!"
~(Brother-In-Law)~

Yep.  

Right in the middle of Thanksgiving Dinner.  Right in front of  my two little nieces.  Right in front of their mother, my sister.  Right in front of my mother, their Ninnie; his mother, their Nana, my....????....oh who gives a SHIT about that fat bigoted woman! 

Right in front of ME...their uncle! 

Like a scene right out of a movie,
GUESS WHO"S COMING TO DINNER...
"CUT!"

I don't know if they knew or not, although now I know they do, but don't know if they did back then, but if they did, I didn't, so how was I suppose to know whether or not peckerwood knew what he was doing or not, even though I already knew he didn't know much!  That last part did it for me. Whether they liked it or not, nobody was leaving that table without somebody, if not everybody, learning a lesson or not,

 at my expense!

"Did you hear about
 the husband who offered his wife two aspirins?"
~(Uncle Jim)~

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except them damn dogs under the table!  

Figured that would happen.

"What these for?  Ain't got no headache"
 said his wife.

~(Uncle Jim)~

Sis don't talk nuthin like this but slight stuttering problem.

Betcha ain't gonna  notice  due ah running tad low them noodles. 

Eve'n she ain't none at-tal stil'a luv her to death.

"Good then," 
said the husband. 
"LET'S FUCK, Schuga Boog!"

      
Never heard him say "let's fuck,"  

Nor ever hope I do.

 Tell you this anyhow, 

Who doesn't, even if I didn't.

Of course they got mad, knew they would.  

Cause right in front of what I done, 

something said I shouldn't have done

something said they now wanna know

two little girls..... theirs and mine,

Conservatives can be so silly.  You would think it would be fun telling jokes like the one I told in response to joke told by my brother-in-law;  just watching how ridiculous they react to jokes far better than the one they just told.

BUT IT AIN'T!

Depressing.
Too damn many of the them!

What was improper about the joke?  We had a "HE" and a "SHE".   It was his wife.    No mention of condoms (Catholic approved).  He didn't raped her (wouldn't take no for an answer).   She's obviously a good wife (she going to do what she got to do).  And he offered here 2 aspirins (how sweet).  And you gotta admit, "LET"S FUCK" is the quickest way to hop to it.  Seems we need a verb  that isn't considered profanity.

Not to mention:
We all know our parents did it.  Like it or not, although it took some longer than others to figure out how, we were there when it happened.   Why can't they know they weren't delivered by a stork; why everyone pretends I'm not doing it because I was brought here by an airplane instead of a Stork;  taking poor Uncle Jim  to the airport, sending him back the same way he came, because he had purchased round trip tickets; and everybody knows you can only fly one way to be delivered by a  Storks.

Not to mention:
Just because I don't get bigger, doesn't mean I was never younger. Although we hate how fast they grow, wrong to believe we've done them good by pretending the worlds benign.  There once was a time I could not have served my country,  even if I begged to be drafted.   Today, men and women,  still not wanted that want to help make this a safer world.

Not to mention:
If they didn't stay home and serve tea and cookies,  they were likely to be called lesbians. 
Rather they stayed in the home where women belonged.
Chancing abuse; not able making their own choices.
Chancing abuse:  not able standing on their own whenever need arises.

Not to mention:
   For someone raised by a draft dodger and lesbian, how is is possible she turn out so well.
It only adds up,
that somewhere, somehow, someone is wrong.


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