BARREL OF MONKEYS: "GENESIS" in Reverse


I consider myself a Democrat. Been called a Socialist. Definitely a bleeding heart liberal.


As a child from a traditional southern family, playing Barrel of Monkeys on the floor, church every Sunday, doing well in public school, learning a trade; in every sense privileged .........


Comfortable in middle age, an avid news reader, on learning the tragic story of a full grown chimpanzee destroying the face of a woman who offered a toy, only trying to help it's owner coax her surrogate child back into his cage......


Today being confrontational, ribald, offensive, restless, rebellious.......


How did I get here from there?


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Friday, July 23, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI: Immaculate Ejaculation!



"The most insideous and dangerous threat to the world today is same sex marriage"

- NaziPopeRATzinger-


HOMOPOLAR
1. frustrated horny faggot

2. masturbatory activist
While cruising online, came across this quote someone had written into their profile.  Any member of this site would have immediately thought....DRAMA QUEEN.....if even knew who was being quoted. 

  I sent him an email correcting his spelling of 'insidious', as many members were fussy about the spelling of "you're vs. your" and "they're vs there".
Had to help the guy out.

Thought I was the only guy on here who couldn't check his activism at the keyboard before going online cruising.

 
DO POPES HAVE DREAMS
THEY DIDN'T
ENVISION?

LOOK MA! 
NO
HANDS!




"Pope Benedict XVI on Thursday called abortion and same-sex marriage some of the most 'insidious and dangerous' threats facing the world today, asserting key church teachings as he tried to move beyond the clerical abuse scandal."

mas·tur·ba·to·ry
(mās'tər-bə-tôr'ē, -tōr'ē)


adj. 1.Of or relating to masturbation.

2.Excessively self-indulgent or self-involved: " [The play's] star . . . paces around his cell, smoking and snarling in a masturbatory rant" (Sam Whiting).

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition


im·mac·u·late
[ih-mak-yuh-lit]


–adjective

1. free from spot or stain; spotlessly clean: immaculate linen.

2. free from moral blemish or impurity; pure; undefiled.

3. free from fault or flaw; free from errors: an immaculate text.

4. Biology . having no spots or colored marks; unicolor.
 
 
e·jac·u·la·tion
(ĭ-jāk'yə-lā'shən)

n. 1.

a.The act of ejaculating.

b.An abrupt discharge of fluid.

c.The expulsion of seminal fluid from the urethra of the penis during orgasm.

2.A sudden short exclamation, especially a brief pious utterance or prayer.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

en·vi·sion   
[en-vizh-uhn]


–verb (used with object)

to picture mentally, esp. some future event or events: to envision a bright future.

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