BARREL OF MONKEYS: "GENESIS" in Reverse


I consider myself a Democrat. Been called a Socialist. Definitely a bleeding heart liberal.


As a child from a traditional southern family, playing Barrel of Monkeys on the floor, church every Sunday, doing well in public school, learning a trade; in every sense privileged .........


Comfortable in middle age, an avid news reader, on learning the tragic story of a full grown chimpanzee destroying the face of a woman who offered a toy, only trying to help it's owner coax her surrogate child back into his cage......


Today being confrontational, ribald, offensive, restless, rebellious.......


How did I get here from there?


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Friday, August 6, 2010

FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES



Four Catholic ladies
are having coffee together.


The first one tells her friends,
"My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room,
everyone says


'Father'."


The second one chirps up,
"My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room,
everyone says


'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic lady says smugly,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room,
everyone says

'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence.
The first three ladies
all ask,


Well...?"


She replies,
"My son is a 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper,
and hung like a rhino.
When he walks into a room,
everyone says,
 

"Oh, my God..

*******

What point am I trying to make with this joke?

To honest with you,
not really sure.
Good question though!


BUT
STRIPPER'S MOM 
GETS A COOKIE
FOR
 GREAT JOB!
OMG? OMG? OMG?
May know him!


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