BARREL OF MONKEYS: "GENESIS" in Reverse


I consider myself a Democrat. Been called a Socialist. Definitely a bleeding heart liberal.


As a child from a traditional southern family, playing Barrel of Monkeys on the floor, church every Sunday, doing well in public school, learning a trade; in every sense privileged .........


Comfortable in middle age, an avid news reader, on learning the tragic story of a full grown chimpanzee destroying the face of a woman who offered a toy, only trying to help it's owner coax her surrogate child back into his cage......


Today being confrontational, ribald, offensive, restless, rebellious.......


How did I get here from there?


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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Accused 'Craigslist killer' Philip Markoff commits suicide in Boston jail

COMMITS SUICIDE!
Really....
is this big new?

Did anyone expect him the will to live?

Really.....

Did something change?


Have we lost a chance to solve a crime?

Really.....

Didn't we know who to blame?

Why has a chance for closure been lost?

Really.....

Someone guilty still at large?

Reason to believe an accesory to the crime?


Please....
do share your thoughts;
why are you here?
WHYdo YOU even CARE?


"Markoff, a former Boston University medical student, was also charged with armed robbery and kidnapping in two similar incidents in which the victims were not injured. Prosecutors contend that Markoff, who may have been motivated by gambling debts, preyed on prostitutes and erotic masseuses he met at hotels after seeing the women's ads on the Craigslist website."

The 
'Craigslist killer'
PHILIP MARKOFF



THE ACCUSED

Philip Markoff

Julissa Brisman
The 'Craigslistkiller'

"The family of Julissa Brisman is shocked and dismayed by the news of Phillip Markoff's suicide," according to a statement released by Djuna Perkins, the family's Boston-based lawyer. "Their grief for Julissa is as fresh today as the day over a year ago when Markoff took Julissa away from them. The long-awaited criminal prosecution was their only opportunity to confront him, and now he has taken that away as well."

In his arraignment the next day,
pleaded not guilty to homicide and armed robbery charges.

What do Julissa's parents expect to learn or gain from this lost chance to confront Mark?

He hardly knew,
"THAT GIRL!"



'This death should not divert attention from what really happened here,' he said. 'It should not obscure the overwhelming evidence against Mr. Markoff by the brutality of his crime. It is in no small way the ultimate indicator of consciousness of guilt.'"
Really don't think Mark Markoff meant "not guilty" the way they seem to be taking it.

MONEY, GENDER GAP, & PARTISAN POLITICS



"Democrats appear to be making steady gains among women and now get a majority of their vote, but the gender gap persists and more than six in ten men say they plan to vote Republican this year,' says Holland."
CNN Poll: Was Bush better president than Obama? – CNN Political Ticker - CNN.com Blogs:

I'm surprised that Democrats are still making steady gains with women.  Would have thought backsliding as women cross over into the coporate world once only men.

Maybe I'm just being impatient....
hardly believe the human race not as much a lost cause as thought?

Saturday, August 14, 2010

SOMETING ABOUT TUNA WITH MARY? SHE TAZES ME, BRO!


Not knowing the words to this song yet, fascinated already by it imagery.
Felt almost as if reading lips on the dance floor......


but wasn't party to the conversation!  Like a joke I understood right up to the punch line......before the red head started singing; and she had the best lips.  Like one piece away from finishing a JigSaw Puzzle; it was a good fit but the negative of a photo! 
Who was she? 

BUT,
when all that sushi shot out of his gun.........
had to post this video.

JUST....LUV.... SUSHI!
ESPECIALLY  TUNA TATAKI!

Liberal groups push to exploit Target backlash - Yahoo! Finance







Liberal groups push to exploit Target backlash - Yahoo! Finance: "Protesters have been rallying outside Target Corp. or its stores almost daily since the retailer angered gay rights supporters and progressives by giving money to help a conservative Republican gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota. Liberal groups are pushing to make an example of the company, hoping its woes will deter other businesses from putting their corporate funds into elections."


The flap has revealed new implications of a recent Supreme Court ruling that appeared to benefit corporations by clearing the way for them to spend company funds directly in elections. Companies taking sides in political campaigns risk alienating customers who back other candidates.


Thursday, August 12, 2010

STRAIGHT / FAKE or JUST A GAME

"In the past, only men could become actors in some societies. In the ancient Greece and Rome and the medieval world, it was considered disgraceful for a woman to go on the stage, and this belief continued right up until the 17th century, when in Venice it was broken. In the time of William Shakespeare, women's roles were generally played by men or boys."

If
"FAKE PUSSY,"
 can,
"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN"
Then a "REAL MAN" should "take like a woman"who says "NO"
butt
without the
"RAPE! RAPE!"
"...right?



Tonys Performance:
Willkommen


STRAIGHT?

8

REALITY

 8

ACTING?
 

Charlie Brown's Cabaret



Move to Limit ‘Factory Farms’ Gains Momentum - NYTimes.com


"“I work with the hogs every day, and I don’t think there is anything wrong with gestation crates,” he said. “But I have to be aware of things on the horizon, the bigger things at work.”"



Now, the United Egg Producers, a national trade group, says that egg prices would rise by 25 percent if all eggs were produced by uncaged hens, putting stress on consumers and school lunch programs.


Animal proponents say that better noncage methods could be developed and that PRICE....
is not the ultimate issue anyway.



Mr. Weaver insists that his chickens are content and less prone to disease than those in barnyard flocks, saying, “If our chickens aren’t healthy and happy, they won’t be as productive.”


If this farmer was placed on an island with another woman who was very young and VERY PRETTY......wonder how productive they would be?

  • Prolly depend on whether he voted Pro-Life or Pro-Choice.....right?
  • Which one would you rather be alone on an island with?

KISSING COUSINS:FOXNews & THAT CRAZY BITCH

SPECTRUM
If right is RIGHT and wrong is WRONG;
doesn't that make anything not quite right nor completely wrong,
somewhere between each end of the full spectrum?

SPEED of LIGHT
Is it possible,
to see light before the rest of the spectrum?

EVIL
Is it even possible to be left behind?

****

 EYES
 of a
CONSERVATIVE
The ... problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a "real" man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who "goes with" other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.




FOXNew's CONUNDRUM

What a crazy bitch!
Sounds like she would carry a gun. 
Surprise she didn't; maybe on that crazy list.

Good Grief!
I hope she is!

Surely FOXNews prepared?
No one brought their weapon; embarassment would kill'em.
Sight set on TARGET; throught the heart she's next.

Good Grief!
I hope she is!

Wonder who she's shooting?
Til a soldier's funeral; FOXNews hardly noticed.
Between her and a FAG; everyone sees that crazy bitch!

Good Grief!
I hope she is!

Wonder who she votes for?
Surely not us FAGS; unlikely closest cousin.
Being a TARGET shopper; confident FOXNews prepared.

Good Grief!
I hope she is!

Then again,
as I don't own a gun,
WHO IS IT THAT DOES?

Could this be ......STEVE?

Last MAN standing wins....RIGHT?




RIGHT FOOT LOOPED AND SHAKING ALL AROUND

Judge gives the green light for same-sex marriage in California - CNN.com: "Same-sex marriage is legal in five U.S. states and in the District of Columbia, while civil unions are permitted in New Jersey. The five states are Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, Iowa and New Hampshire."




BITTERSWEET LOOP!


Reading this article threw me for a loop; learning there was "FIVE OF THEM!" Knew I had been feeling so "out of the loop" lately, but shocked,  so clueless, as to how much! 

Knew there was Massachusetts. Thought maybe Iowa.  A number of states slugging it out.  But FIVE, plus more slugging it out.  Like waking up while driving to work,  from a day dream  as you  approached difficult intersection under construction having to take a detour.    You weren't asleep as you knew exactly where you were, where you needed to be, even knew you were on time; but detour felt wrong  not being the sane exit.  Realizing this won't be last time under construstion,   made me realize , no more dreaming, pay attention; from now on no diffierent exits, just more detours.
If someone dared me, to prove my gayness, by naming all five states that allowed gay marriage.  Pretty sure how I would have answered, having already gotten the surprise.

 "Can't we do the HOKEY POKEY first!"
LIke popping a willie on a four-wheeler!

 Man would that cut down the size of my resume;  having more references than enough to appear impressive. My word itself not even enough. 

Could only name 2, but knew there was 1 or 2 more.  Even now couldn't name all five of them; but learning there's five already a big improvement.  
 Not so bad; another night wasted.
Living it up; keeping on trying.
Close enough; within the The Loop.
 Getting it right; even if night before. 


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

NO....??? THIS IS SCARY! YALTA KNOW THIS!

Why Obama is not first 'imposter' president and won't be the last - CNN.com

Why Obama is not first 'imposter' president and won't be the last - CNN.com: "'The charges against a president are so constant and pervasive,' he says. 'You just pound away, and the capacity for people to step back and ask if this makes sense is almost gone.'

Presenting people with facts won't quell the cries of presidential illegitimacy, research suggests."


"Obama's exotic background -- his migratory childhood, having Muslim relatives, coming seemingly out of nowhere to win the presidency -- is difficult to accept for some people who don't 'have a high tolerance for diversity,' Hanft says.

'People are hanging on to this notion that he's not one of us,' Hanft says. 'That adds another level of mystery. He is this guy from nowhere.'"

some-firms-struggle-to-hire-despite-high-unemployment: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance

some-firms-struggle-to-hire-despite-high-unemployment: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance: "Some workers agree that unemployment benefits make them less likely to take whatever job comes along, particularly when those jobs don't pay much. Michael Hatchell, a 52-year-old mechanic in Lumberton, N.C., says he turned down more than a dozen offers during the 59 weeks he was unemployed, because they didn't pay more than the $450 a week he was collecting in benefits. One auto-parts store, he says, offered him $7.75 an hour, which amounts to only $310 a week for 40 hours.
'I was not going to put myself in a situation where I was making that small of a wage,' says Mr. Hatchell. He has since found a better-paying job at a different auto-parts dealer."



WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONG HIM WORKING FORTY HOURS A WEEK FOR $310 WHILE GETTING  A  GOVERNMENT CHECK FOR $140....
UP TILL FINDING A JOB PAYING MORE THAN $450?



I'M ALLOWED TO HIT HIM....

RIGHT?


COLORBLIND?

Sure hope MR. HATCHELL be WHITE.

We about the same, suppose we be a fighting.  Don't say I blame him.  Would suppose done the same not seen it coming neither. Reckon this be a fair fight. 

Sure hope MR. HATCHELL be WHITE.
 
We about the same, suppose language bit colorful.  Don't say I blame him. Would suppose done the same not seen it coming neither.  Reckon this be a fair fight. 

Sure hope MR. HATCHELL be WHITE.


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

"What the FUCK!" / Lavish Obama vacation

Nation & World Lavish Obama vacation in time of economic turmoil raises eyebrows Seattle Times Newspaper:

"'When you are a public figure, it can be difficult to lead a private life. Despite the fact that much of this trip is paid for personally, the American people know that there are costs borne by the taxpayers and it's to be expected that the more expensive the trip, the greater the risk of criticism,' McBride said."

PUNCHED
LIKE IN THE GUT! 

The article stated THE OBAMAS paid THEIR OWN PERSONAL EXPENSES; stressed actually, as they did so more than once. Also mentioned, THEIR FRIENDS also paid THEIR OWN PERSONAL EXPENSES. But this is where the real problems starts; they stop. That's the only reason given to justify the trip. They just stopped right there! Even I felt this trip was wrong, wrong, wrong. Wasn't the just the expense but something worse; much more so.......the appearance of ELITISM!

 Felt betrayed.



BLINDSIDED
BUT NOW I SEE!

Won't deny this still bothers me some;  but nothing compared to how I felt at first.  Made me uncomfortable searching for a way to defend them.  Felt as if covering up a crime; a feeling more befitting someone loyal. So glad it didn't take long;  loyalty being a term I associate with REPUBLICAN'S.



As the source of their party strength, it gives them an advantage, a majority,
they too often confuse as morality, as well as strategically abuse by  many within for selfish gains.  As loyalty exist everywhere, any abuse to the advantage of one party, benefits everyone within that party, even those who did not partake, or even aware.  Even not owning up to your party's past conduct, is an abuse of one's loyalty.

  So glad to find within myself a way to forgive the Obamas for  the wrong they've done. 
Not just to me but everyone as well.
To not join the calling,

the
HYPOCRISY
(evil as well)

that is
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

The danger for the Obamas is that the trip may feed perceptions they are out of touch with struggling American families, said Chris Wilson, a Republican pollster.

"This in and of itself doesn't hurt President Obama, but it plants a seed in voters' minds ... that 'they're not like me,' " he said.

 
Although MATH is a pretty difficult subject to master, and I'm not saying that I have;  even SIMPLE MATH wasn't needed here by anyone who's counting. It came off sounding more like change left over after paying a bill.  No wonder so many took notice at the size of that difference. "HEY!  THAT'S NOT RIGHT!"  Any idiot would have thought so.

But it's a lot more complicated than that. The thought of anyone with a  gut feeling, even one way, way too small, having to help pay that bill bothered me.  The appearance of indifference, of thoughtlessness,  of an elitism.

 "What the FUCK THEY thinking?" 

That was like offering them a bullet from your gun as a gesture of goodwill. Knowing they were expected to return the favor, they more than happily did so;  netting a total of  two guns, one bullet shy from both being fully loaded! 

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Hurd Neglected To Follow H-P Code - WSJ.com

Hurd Neglected To Follow H-P Code - WSJ.com: "Indeed, Charles Elson, head of the Weinberg Center for Corporate Governance at the University of Delaware's business school, praised H-P directors for forcing out Mr. Hurd rather than accepting his offer to repay the disputed expense money.
In allowing recompense for expense-account abuses, 'who's to say something like this wouldn't have happened again in a more serious way?' Mr. Elson asked. 'Once the trust is damaged, you can't go forward.'
Some governance experts went further, saying the board should have fired Mr. Hurd for cause. By falsifying expense accounts, he 'committed a serious, career-ending error and there should be some financial consequences,' said Nell Minow, editor of Corporate Library, a governance-research firm in Portland, Maine."

Broncos QB Tim Tebow sports friar's haircut in team's rookie ritual - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

Broncos QB Tim Tebow sports friar's haircut in team's rookie ritual - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com: "'I think all the rookies had a good time with it,' Tebow said, via the AP. 'It was something to give everybody a laugh, something also to build chemistry.'"


TEBOW'S HAIRCUT?
PRO-LIFE or PRO-CHOICE

Man oh man!  Perfect haircut for such a  pro-life bastard.  Believe he should have no choice but sport that haircut the rest of his life.  It shouldn't of been fun.   It needed to feel like....something like....I don't know, man!   It just needed to hurt!   Like one would feel after...... being raped!  You know.....that kinda hurt!

Man oh man! I can just hear him going, "NO! NO! NO! as they cut his hair while his body language was saying "Yes! Yes! Yes!"     All that body contact as they pinned him down.  The size of his eye with the sight of someone coming.... with clippers in hand.  Bet they did look big!

Man oh man. Straight or gay. Locker room or not.  Such a handsome man;  he's still sexy even with tip of the head!

Man oh man!  No wonder his passion for life!  Too easy for such a man as this...
LUCKY PRO-LIFE BASTARD. 

Big fucking deal!  It'll grow back!  So what are we left with?   Suppose that would be ..........
character.

Wear that haircut for the rest of your life as proof of your PRO-LIFE passion.
It would be fun to see you take on this challenge; to see how many anti-abortion men and women ask for haircut, "like Tebow guy in commercials," as a show of support.
It would be a great way to measure the hypocrisy within the abortion debate (# of people sporting a Tebow Pro-Life haircut / # voting Pro-Life).  But the  sad thing with voting pro-life;  just too easy being passionate with someone else life.  Nothing moral about voting pro-life, from a hypocrite refusing to live out their life; sporting a Tebow Pro-Life haircut out of vanity

Prove it Tebow.  What kind of man are you?  Let see more of this character of yours.  It's not like you got raped with a video going viral;  you yelling and screaming having the time of your life you'll never forget. 

Shit man! What am I doing here.  I feel so guilty saying the things I'm saying.  Feel so wrong I can't, or even wanna, stop what I started.   Why do you make me feel as I do; asking for it the way you do?

I'm close!  Man.....feels so good!  Can't stop now!

Prove it Tebow.  What kind of man are you?  Let's see more of this character of yours.  Show us this passion for life is not just about yours.

Pretend you had no choice, and just once, that's all I'm asking, just once, take it like a man.

Just once, that's all I'm asking,  just once,  just lay there  and not fight it.  Pretend you were helpless to stop what was started.

Just once, that's all I'm asking,  just once.  Pretend against your will as you  take it like a man. No one is asking you pretend you like it.  Just pretend  could not stop him till he done.

Just once, prove you really understand what it's feels like to be a woman not given a choice, rather than a man with a choice to take it or not. Let's see you make a tough choice using yourself, instead of forcing your choice onto  the body of a woman objecting with her choice; instead of abandoning someone now helpless twice. Prove you truly understand this passion for life vote of yours. 

Prove it Tebow.  Prove it Tebow.  Let's see more of this character of yours.
Want to see more of you than just another.....
LUCKY PRO-LIFE BASTARD
getting his thrill, as the women swoon, while calling all the shots.

For helpless women anyway.
*****

  Read recently you were still a virgin. The female author of the article even went as far as calling you "GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN" for treating them so respectfully.
Interesting reading how rare such a man as you;  so many women wanting you, begging you,  willingly fucked any way you like (to be honest , just assuming this/some of this may just be me).  How hard this must be for you; resisting all these women behaving like crazy bitches in heat.

So what!  I too have said NO to all the women in my life.   Wasn't tough to do.  Not one bit.  Bet you would of too, if same pickings as mine.
What I want to know is why so tough a choice for you?

You're still a man or suppose to be.
 How is it you manage not to do it at all?  
Having that gut feeling something wrong with you boy.
Seems we have something in common; technically anyway.

Anyway, here's a joke for you, Tebow.
Don't think Adam or Steve or Eve would get it, been at it so long; but you will if not already. 

What do gay men and ambulances have in common?

Both get loaded from the rear and go,
"WHOA- WHOA-WHOA!"

And that too was just the tip of the head.  But hey!  You said it best...something to build chemistry.  May decide you like it. Still your choice man. 

  PRO-LIFE or PRO-CHOICE?

You are looking more PRO-CHOICE by the second.
Time to stop acting like a boy!

Now....
pick a BITCH and ejaculate

or

GET OFF THAT HOLY ROLY CRUSADE
of
Yours!

Friday, August 6, 2010

FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES



Four Catholic ladies
are having coffee together.


The first one tells her friends,
"My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room,
everyone says


'Father'."


The second one chirps up,
"My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room,
everyone says


'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic lady says smugly,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room,
everyone says

'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence.
The first three ladies
all ask,


Well...?"


She replies,
"My son is a 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper,
and hung like a rhino.
When he walks into a room,
everyone says,
 

"Oh, my God..

*******

What point am I trying to make with this joke?

To honest with you,
not really sure.
Good question though!


BUT
STRIPPER'S MOM 
GETS A COOKIE
FOR
 GREAT JOB!
OMG? OMG? OMG?
May know him!


Thursday, August 5, 2010

"PUBIC ENEMY"

DISTRACTED DRIVING

 

 
 
PUBLIC ENEMY?

 

 

 
According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.
Ex husband, riding shotgun, held the wheel while she shaved;  neither one noticed SUV in front of them.

 
In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West to visit her boyfriend.
The trooper asked her afterward why she didn't hit the brakes when she saw the SUV. She answered bluntly, "I told you, I was shaving."

 

 
The article starts off mentioning how Internet punsters, across hundreds of Web sites,  celebrated Megan Barnes with the use of her mug shot .......
as the "pubic enemy."

 
It ends by stating that she was given a ticket for reckless driving, but that her ex-husband......
was "not charged."

Also feel the need to mention that I don't blame her reaction, her irritation with the cops question about her not braking.........

was a "stupid" question


How they played words "pubic" and  "public",  I'm sure went over most people's heads;  "hypocristy" and "schadenfreude"  searing this lady's image, although one of pubic hair, overall effect with her ending up being seen as a "public enemy" rather than a satire about distracted driving.  

By focusing on the image of pubic hair,  people's take away lesson will be "their distracted driving is acceptable as long as not the worse." 

Article reminded me of another word with the letter "P"; definitions heard over the years associated with it's use.
 

  • a pointee that has slept around more than the pointer; not discreet
  • someone who will have sex with unattractive people; not discreet
  • someone know as a kiss and tell; not discreet
  • someone who tell you he's promiscuous; not discreet.




 Just like the driver of the SUV, also was rear ended one early evening as I was returning home from work. While turning into my own driveway, remember reflexively bracing myself for impact; believing this was going to be bad. There was no mistaking that sound, as tires left their mark, of a driver who had just slammed the brakes. It was the only warning I had.

Stepping out of my JEEP, panic briefly upon seeing the shattered windsheild of the car that plowed into the corner of mine.  The thought of someone seriously injured quickly dissipated as my gaze fixated on a metallic blue cellphone that appeared, clutched in a left hand,  struggling to deflate the airbag.  It's owner, a little redheaded emory student, steps out saying she's okay;  me standing there no longer  concerned about her well being,  my presence yet to be acknowledged........
   wanting to kill her!
 
Followed her as she walks around to the other side of her car and opens the passenger door. Seeing white smoke coming up from underneath the dashboard, although knew most likely from the airbags being set off, was not one hundred percent sure this wasn't the start of a fire.  Out of concern, I asked the student if she had been smoking; thinking possiblity of a stray cigarette.

 
That got her attention!
 
Having found my question offensive,  should have seen the look given me, that stare, as she spoke her first words to me as the intended receiver instead of party to the conversation.
Words spoken, 
"I DON'T SMOKE ANYTHING,"
with the style and grace like that of a truly clueless bitch!

 
 "Well, well, well.  
Looky who we have here!
"LITTLE MISS MADD"
herself,"
I thought to myself when it started raining again.

 
Finally;
acknowledged.
Priority;
no longer an option.
Seeing no need to be entertaining;
 even polite.

 
Got back in my jeep and finished pulling into my driveway.

 
 Another workday having now officially ended,

 
"Call me when the cop gets here.  
Will be ......INSIDE,
fixing myself a DRINK!"

 
Figured she could sit out the rain in her car; the smoke no longer a concern of mine.

 

 

 
promiscuous

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Andrew Johnston's Pie Jesu

U.S. Court Overturns Calif. Same-Sex Marriage Ban - NYTimes.com

U.S. Court Overturns Calif. Same-Sex Marriage Ban - NYTimes.com: "“In America, we should respect and uphold the right of a free people to make policy choices through the democratic process--especially ones that do nothing more than uphold the definition of marriage that has existed since the foundation of the country and beyond,” said Brian Raum, a senior consel for the Alliance Defense Fund, which argued for the defense."

What a DumbAss statement!

Like to hear his definition of "free people" ?

And "democratic process".....?

Not like a family on a road trip trying to decide where to eat!

Again!

That's the purpose of the Supreme Court!

To correct where "democratic process" fails!

Lion King Moment 9-23 - Modern Family




"One thing I like about the Digital age: having the dictionary at my fingertips, how easy it is to look up unfamiliar words as I go along reading." "At least....... until, I played my first game of SCRABBLE on the internet. Wow! I had no idea you could spell so many words with seven letters every time." "Now I feel pressured to catch up!"