BARREL OF MONKEYS: "GENESIS" in Reverse


I consider myself a Democrat. Been called a Socialist. Definitely a bleeding heart liberal.


As a child from a traditional southern family, playing Barrel of Monkeys on the floor, church every Sunday, doing well in public school, learning a trade; in every sense privileged .........


Comfortable in middle age, an avid news reader, on learning the tragic story of a full grown chimpanzee destroying the face of a woman who offered a toy, only trying to help it's owner coax her surrogate child back into his cage......


Today being confrontational, ribald, offensive, restless, rebellious.......


How did I get here from there?


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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Hell Betty Martini Invention

Hell Betty Jo APPLE Martini Contra-Intervention

Ingredients:
  • One part Ketel One Vodka
  • One part Midori Melon Liqueur
  • One part Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix
Preparation:
  1. Rinse out one Martini glass needing dusting.
  2. Blow dust off one vodka brand and the Midori Liqueur as well.
  3. Pour the liquids into a cocktail shaker filled with ice after making sure no dead bugs in it.
  4. Shake well.
  5. Strain into the prepared glass.
  6. Needing a taste myself, "This ain't too bad!"
  7. Gave it to Mother anyway.
  8. Was suppose to be an apple martini.
  9. Whatever! 
  10. She just wanted something to help her sleep!
  11. Seems always wanting me to make her something alcoholic every time we visit, here in Atlanta or there in Arkansas.
  12. Wonder who makes them for her the other 360 days of the year?

 Three ladies from Arkansas, uninvited hillbillies actually,  believing they were performing an intervention,  when already warned:

"No, no, no! That's not how it works!  It was ... ME ... who told them first I had a drug addiction!  You can't perform an intervention on top of an intervention! It just doesn't work that way!"



 Now what do I do with them while they are here?  Why was it me who had to find them a motel to stay New Years Eve weekend?  Why was it me who had to take them out to eat while they were here?  To a show at Tara Theater Cinema?  Shopping? Etc., etc., etc..  The whole time recoiling from them like Count Dracula would have, having been evicted from his castle broad daylight but worse:  Wasn't evicted but having to deal with them freaking out over the sight of me doing meth just to be sociable while they were here.
  Jesus Fucking Christ hanging around around such three lovely ladies neck; high, high, high,  high on nothing more than a dope on a rope.
An expensive meth addiction made worse dealing with cheap hillbilly's placebo addictions.





You will find a fabulous green drink in this Melon Ball Drop that features Midori melon liqueur. That lovely liqueur is paired with a citrus vodka and an elderflower liqueur, which St. Germain is a great and possibly the only option for most people. So the Melon Ball Drop has a lot of fruitiness and a little herbalness offset by a sweet sugar rim and a melon garnish, all of which combine for a very interesting martini-style drink.


Ingredients:

•2 oz Midori melon liqueur

•1 oz Skyy Infusions Citrus vodka

•1/2 oz elderflower liqueur

•juice of 1/2 lemon

•sugar for rimming

•melon ball for garnish

Preparation:

1.Rim a chilled cocktail glass with sugar.

2.Pour the liquids into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.

3.Shake well.

4.Strain into the prepared glass.

5.Garnish with a melon ball.

Exculpate | Define Exculpate at Dictionary.com

Exculpate Define Exculpate at Dictionary.com: "World English Dictionary
exculpate (ˈɛkskʌlˌpeɪt, ɪkˈskʌlpeɪt)

— vb
( tr ) to free from blame or guilt; vindicate or exonerate

[C17: from Medieval Latin exculpāre, from Latin ex- 1 + culpāre to blame, from culpa fault, blame]

exculpable

— adj

excul'pation

— n

ex'culpatory

— adj"

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Ex-senator reverses opposition to gays in military - Yahoo! News

Ex-senator reverses opposition to gays in military - Yahoo! News: "While most troops signaled they didn't care if gays served openly, nearly 60 percent of the Marine Corps and Army soldiers in combat arms units predicted problems would arise.
'My suspicions are that the law will be repealed' eventually, Marine Corps Commandant James Amos told a Senate panel. 'All I'm asking is the opportunity to do that at a time and choosing when my Marines are not singularly tightly focused on what they're doing in a very deadly environment.'
Nunn said in the interview that he was swayed by the chiefs' testimony that repeal could be done as long as the Pentagon had enough time to prepare.
'That's a huge change' since 1993, he said. 'I think that makes a big difference in perceptions of fairness and legitimacy in the law.'"

Warren Buffett's Anti-Nuclear-Weapons Plan: Will It Work? - Yahoo! News

Warren Buffett's Anti-Nuclear-Weapons Plan: Will It Work? - Yahoo! News: "The U.S. and its allies, as well as many Arab nations, don't believe this claim; a broad consensus exists that Iran is determined to achieve at least the capability to develop nuclear weapons. The Obama White House sees an international fuel bank as a way to call Tehran's bluff. In speeches outlining his nonproliferation agenda, Obama has argued for supporting nuclear programs in countries that forswear bombmaking and domestic enrichment. 'That must be the right of every nation that renounces nuclear weapons, especially developing countries embarking on peaceful programs,' Obama said in an April 2009 speech in Prague. In an address in Cairo two months later, Obama specifically cited Tehran: 'Any nation - including Iran - should have the right to access peaceful nuclear power,' he said"

Warren Buffett's Anti-Nuclear-Weapons Plan: Will It Work? - Yahoo! News

Warren Buffett's Anti-Nuclear-Weapons Plan: Will It Work? - Yahoo! News: "'I got interested in this in the 1950s,' Buffett says. 'I was never any star at physics, but when the first atomic bomb was detonated, I was delivering the Washington Post newspapers describing it. And when Einstein came out a few days later and said, 'This changes everything,' I knew it was important.'"

Report: Virus, fungus new suspects in bee disease - Yahoo! News

Report: Virus, fungus new suspects in bee disease - Yahoo! News: "Robert Cramer, a pathologist at Montana State University in Bozeman said, 'There seems to be a correlation between the presence of these two pathogens together. We envision the bee gets an infection from one or the other, and this causes the bees to become stressed, which then allows the second infection to come in and more effectively cause disease.'"

Monday, January 3, 2011

DECLINE OF AN EMPIRE: PROOFS IN THE TEA LEAVES

BP SPOOF Video

Family mourns Lilburn man killed by celebratory gunfire; 2 men arrested  | ajc.com

Family mourns Lilburn man killed by celebratory gunfire; 2 men arrested ajc.com: "Last week, state Sen. Gloria Butler, D-Stone Mountain, introduced a resolution in the Senate to raise awareness about celebratory gunfire. The resolution asks state lawmakers to study and adopt tougher criminal penalties for those who cause injury or death."

Search for clues is on after birds fall from sky in Arkansas - CSMonitor.com

"In the middle of the New Year revelry, as many as 3,000 red-winged blackbirds, common grackles, and European starlings – which often flock together in winter – rained out of the skies, a seemingly Hitchcock-esque phenomenon that scared local residents and prompted concerns about a possible toxic event.


'This was very traumatic for a lot of people. It was very scary,' says Arkansas state ornithologist Karen Rowe, talking via cellphone while on her way to ship the birds' bodies to an ornithology lab at the University of Wisconson-Madison. 'There were a lot of people who ... witnessed the birds falling from the sky, and since it was New Year's Eve night, it lent some questions to whether there was foul play.'"



The Arkansas bird mystery seemed especially freaky because it happened all at once and on a night when large numbers of people were outside watching fireworks or traveling home from New Year's Eve parties. Dead birds littered roads, front yards, and rooftops.




Adding to the mystery is an apparent fish kill 125 miles away in the same state. A day before the bird die-off, a tugboat operator near Ozark, Ark., spotted thousands of dead drum fish floating in the Arkansas River. Biologists say the two events are probably not related and suggest that the fish kill – a much more common event than a bird rain – is likely linked to a disease that affected only one species.


"If there's any real hope of the mystery being solved, it's contained within the bodies of the birds," says Rowe. "There is a potential that [labs] might not find what happened, which is a reminder that mother nature has a way of letting us know who's in charge, by giving us these little mysteries."


 






 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 









Searching the web for anything red-wing,  hoping equally  effective with the wandering eyes of  public in general:

 "Every room needs a splash of color to surprise the eye."
~ my mother~

Capable bringing increased attention to an article linked from within a blog believing censoring colorful language inhibits meaningful results from civil debates, disadvantaging unfairly those most needing to be heard:

"You don't think Civil Rights and GAY RIGHTS are the SAME THING do you?
~ okay for black technician  refusing even a chance explaining why they were the same~

"ALRIGHT! Getting close to using the "N" word!"
~in role of Veterinarian~
(Having sensed condescension from same tech, debate having been cut short)

Believed the one causing trouble when wanting relative to expand on statement made at family gatherings:

"I don't care how educated a black man; he's still a nigger." 
~sibling~
(my mother believing civil debate not appropriate dinner conversation between children at the table)

"I agree!"
~Aunt from Texas~
(same statement, same sibling, this time meeting approval and endorsement  by a close sister of mother, Cousins  enjoying a Lake house view 4th of July Weekend. Mother believing civil debate not appropriately paired with Arkansan hospitality either.)

 


More Than 1,000 Dead Birds Fall From Sky In Arkansas

More Than 1,000 Dead Birds Fall From Sky In Arkansas: "BEEBE, Ark. — Environmental service workers finished picking up the carcasses on Sunday of about 2,000 red-winged blackbirds that fell dead from the sky in a central Arkansas town."

Tea Party Republicans Vow to Attack Deficit Spending 'Once and for All' in Next Session - FoxNews.com

Tea Party Republicans Vow to Attack Deficit Spending 'Once and for All' in Next Session - FoxNews.com:

"Tea Party Republicans Vow to Attack Deficit Spending 'Once and for All' in Next Session"


Yeah, yeah, yeah!  Let me take a wild guess. 

Positive results will not happen before next election even if feasibly possible by raising taxes just on the wealthy or eliminating loopholes for the wealthy.  Even believed they can be blamed for failure as the Democrats weren't helpful although too fractured to be the "party of no!"

Republican Party or anyone having unashamedly voted Republican, the party of hysteria over anything even remotely considered evidence (even if only their opinion) as justification for their actions. 

The diagnosis of drunkenn, Jane Grey Swisshelm | Dictionary.com

"The diagnosis of drunkenness was that it was a disease for which the patient was in no way responsible, that it was created by existing saloons, and non-existing bright hearths, smiling wives, pretty caps and aprons. The cure was the patent nostrum of pledge-signing, a lying-made-easy invention, which like calomel, seldom had any permanent effect on the disease for which it was given, and never failed to produce another and a worse. Here the care created an epidemic of forgery, falsehood and perjury. "

The diagnosis of drunkenn, Jane Grey Swisshelm Dictionary.com

Nostrum | Define Nostrum at Dictionary.com

Nostrum Define Nostrum at Dictionary.com: "nos·trum 
–noun
1. a medicine sold with false or exaggerated claims and with no demonstrable value; quack medicine.
2. a scheme, theory, device, etc., esp. one to remedy social or political ills; panacea.
3. a medicine made by the person who recommends it.
4. a patent medicine.

Origin:
1595–1605; < L nostrum our, ours (neut. sing. of noster ); referring to the seller's calling the drug “our” drug Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011.
Cite This Source Link To nostrum"

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly....?

Is that linear, circular, or just another opinion?

Please do comment!

Even better,  back up you comment with your full name.  Adds a backbone, don't you think?   Personally,  do believe I know the answer this question, but have not verified with an expert.  Want to hear your opinion first, not just from those who disagree anonymously after having posted mine.  If family and friends have been reading my blog as I'm being told;  over time, only fair to  believe you lied.  Will not hold it against anyone not commenting on a blog entry or even reading it altogether;  just liars wanting cake and eating it too.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Words "viral" and "epic" consigned to college trash - Yahoo! News

'This linguistic disease of a term must be quarantined,' Kuahmel Allah of Los Angeles said in making a nomination."



Words "viral" and "epic" consigned to college trash - Yahoo! News: "'Viral,' often used to describe the rapid spreading of videos or other content over the Internet, leads the list for 2011.
'This linguistic disease of a term must be quarantined,' Kuahmel Allah of Los Angeles said in making a nomination."



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Couldn't help but be amused by this comment on several fronts.

  • The not so "real" American name. (important when you consider people voted on the winner.)
  •  
  • Considering how offended our "proud and full of patriotism"  Americans get when hearing language other than English spoken on the legal side of our border with Mexico.  (curious!  anyone ever heard of an illegal Mexican immigrants being deported because they thought Canada would be a fun place vacation  that year?  just curious.  maybe one day will "GOOGLE" it.)
  •  
  • Being a phenomena that can have tremendous influence on the directions/outcome of civil debates and even peoples lives. (not all are cute, funny, harmless!  Needed a term in order to be discussed and dealt with appropriately.) 
  •  
  • The meaning of the word is never questioned or causing needless confusion!
  •  
  • No one harmed or offended by the term. (e.g. "That's so GAY.)  
  •  
*****


 In the context of language used,  appropriateness, solving any problems of the world........
this years winner was just an exercise in "too much time on their hands." 

The behavior, psychology behind what does or does not  go "VIRAL"  is important!  Being sick of hearing something going viral is no reason to ban the word itself.     

Does no more good than voting ABORTION a crime.

If  Allah, as well as those who voted his nomination the winner, wants a  word  more acceptable to them as a substitute for this phenomena;

 good luck!

It's going to have to go VIRAL first!    

Don’t leave learning to the young. Older brains can grow, too. - NYTimes.com

"For example, one patient of mine who had been deafened by scarlet fever at the age of 9, was so adept at lip-reading that it was easy to forget she was deaf. Once, without thinking, I turned away from her as I was speaking. “I can no longer hear you,” she said sharply.




“You mean you can no longer see me,” I said.



“You may call it seeing,” she answered, “but I experience it as hearing.”



Lip-reading, seeing mouth movements, was immediately transformed for this patient into “hearing” the sounds of speech in her mind. Her brain was converting one mode of sensation into another.





Don’t leave learning to the young. Older brains can grow, too. - NYTimes.com:

GUERRILLA WARFARE

Guerrilla warfare is a form of irregular warfare and refers to conflicts in which a small group of combatants including, but not limited to, armed civilians (or "irregulars") use military tactics, such as ambushes, sabotage, raids, the element of surprise, and extraordinary mobility to harass a larger and less-mobile traditional army, or strike a vulnerable target, and withdraw almost immediately.





PAPER, SCISSOR, ROCK!
I have a habit of collecting pictures from the web and using some as desktop wallpaper on home computer.  The pic above always being the one brought out of retirement. 

So why do I like this one so much.  To be honest with you,  although a veterinarian, not 100% certain the one exposed is male. I am pretty sure I'm 100% gay.  About to turn 49 in two weeks, having lived an extremely promiscuous lifestyle without having had or even a  desire to have sex with women;  feel it justifiable to get extremely angry with anyone agreeable with the idea of my lifestyle  an issue of moral by popular vote

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Fifth Position?





Getting in, thought I had done something right; rewarded for my effort. But it was my first try. Really didn't know who are how many I was competing with or anyone who failed to gain admission. Not until the first day of veterinary school did I learn there was no one I knew from University of Arkansas. Nor was I expecting to see a familiar face. Just took the classes I was suppose to take and did the best I could.

Looking back years later, and I mean really taking a hard, cold honest look at the facts; the math didn't add up right. There were many people I've meet over the years, people who have tried year after year, far more deserving of admission to veterinary school, who should have had my seat in that LSU-SVM Class of 1987 instead. You entered as a class and you graduated as a class; minus those who made less than a C grade any class. Just took one "D" or "F".

The saying went: "C = DVM!"

There were some exceptions made; but those were the rules. Assume threat of lawsuits where the exceptions. Whatever, the bottom line always has something to do with money, even if disguised with words like "quotas', ethnic diversity, of two black girls in my class, pretty obvious from the very start.....one didn't deserve to be there).
"One thing I like about the Digital age: having the dictionary at my fingertips, how easy it is to look up unfamiliar words as I go along reading." "At least....... until, I played my first game of SCRABBLE on the internet. Wow! I had no idea you could spell so many words with seven letters every time." "Now I feel pressured to catch up!"